Add theo insults

  9front is a continuation of Plan 9, and includes in its base system
  a program by the name of theo which prints out insults by Theo de
  Raadt when run.

- https://jo.ie/doas-insults.html

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+Buttons are for idiots.
+%
+Why are you guys so fork paranoid? Do you want everyone to vote for
+the same political party, too?
+%
+I think your computer science teachers are still teaching you from
+books written in the 80's, when the word "micro-kernel" was associated
+with a future utopia.
+%
+But software which OpenBSD uses and redistributes must be free to
+all (be they people or companies), for any purpose they wish to use
+it, including modification, use, peeing on, or even integration
+into baby mulching machines or atomic bombs to be dropped on
+Australia.
+%
+You did not create these mailing lists, so you can take your opinions
+about why these lists were created and shove them up your ass.
+%
+I am simply astounded at some of the things people keep repeating.
+I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity
+of attention deficit disorder in our user community? Or retards?
+Or is it just the same old trolling? OpenBSD does not incorporate
+non-free software.
+%
+Scaling isn't really our concern; I barely know what the word means.
+There is one group of people who we do know scales. Whiners. They
+scale really well.
+%
+I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste
+being nice to people who are being stupid.
+%
+Hardly surprising. Apple. They build crap and make you pay extra.
+%
+You are absolutely deluded, if not stupid, if you think that a
+worldwide collection of software engineers who can't write operating
+systems or applications without security holes, can then turn around
+and suddenly write virtualization layers without security holes.
+%
+In the modern world of search engines, this question lands at the
+same level as trolling.
+%
+You are very confused.
+%
+Have you considered trying to live 100% without our software?
+%
+Your grief would seem more sincere if didn't look like a shopping
+list.
+%
+You are not listening.
+%
+You enabled things which are disabled for a good reason.
+%
+You are missing the point.  Your bug report is huge, but we have
+no idea what went wrong.
+%
+It is pretty clear you are a troll.
+%
+No, please, don't explain.
+%
+You obviously have zero experience.
+%
+You clearly cannot read.
+%
+You better get back to class; your potty break is over.
+%
+Go read the source code some time.
+%
+Nope.
+%
+No.
+%
+Bullshit.
+%
+The rest of your new email is bullshit, too.
+%
+Noone deserves anything from us.  People get good things, and they
+are happy.  The developers in this project do the best they can
+writing innovative software, and will not accept preaching from
+pompous self-entitled American pricks like you.
+%
+I believe you deserve to stop running the software.
+%
+You are wrong.
+%
+Don't be ridiculous.
+%
+Yes, we should build a survey.  And a wiki.  It would be awesome.
+We'd get rich.
+%
+One word can change the meaning of a sentence.  You failed at what
+you intended, and you also confused people.
+%
+You made a decision to keep running code that old, and thus you are
+on your own.  You won't spend time figuring out which one of our
+changes over 2 years might fix the problem you are having, and we
+won't either.
+%
+Your hopes are misplaced.
+%
+I still think you are a loser.
+%
+If you have endured a real bug for a long time, and not filed a bug
+report to have it fixed.. and then feel it is your right to scold
+people who attempt to explain the bug, then quite frankly, then YOU
+TOTALLY SUCK.
+%
+You are astoundingly naive.  We simply don't need the grief of
+entertaining users like you.
+%
+Basically what you submitted was not a bug report.
+%
+User is using a heavily tuned kernel and refuses to listen to advice
+about de-tuning all those things; as a result, noone can help him.
+%
+Holy cow, you are dense.
+%
+You don't know what you are talking about, and you don't seem to
+have the ability to wrap your mind around all the parts that are
+involved.
+%
+I am not reading your mails again.
+%
+Totally false.
+%
+You must not be reading the same code I am.
+%
+Your approach is wrong.
+%
+What you just said was utterly careless.
+%
+No.  You misread the code.
+%
+All the many eyes are apparently attached to a lot of hands that
+type lots of words about many eyes, and never actually audit code.
+%
+I am so bloody dissapointed in the community that uses our stuff.
+%
+What a dismal world view.
+%
+That is a simplistic viewpoint held by your simplistic mind.
+%
+I hope that one day due process is denied you.
+%
+Such an American viewpoint.
+%
+It didn't work out for Don Quixote either.
+%
+You have it entirely backwards.
+%
+But you decided you are special, and don't want us to help us help
+you.
+%
+Oh good grief, grow up.
+%
+Things change.  Learn to cope.
+%
+Bye bye.
+%
+Stop thinking of only yourself.
+%
+You don't listen well either.
+%
+The comedy just never ends.
+%
+Hahahahaha.  That's a good one.
+%
+I have a hard time believing you.
+%
+You are using FreeBSD, aren't you.
+%
+These programs are all bad.
+%
+If you expected any of us to reply as if we are contractors or your
+employees, you came to the wrong place.
+%
+If you want the answers you are looking for, do the work yourself.
+%
+That is not our problem.
+%
+If you are not careful, why should we be?
+%
+Enjoy your windmill tilting.
+%
+I should probably ask -- did you even read the panic?  Is the wording
+too poor to understand (and thus result in peeking at the code) or
+is the problem above the keyboard?
+%
+Oh, but linux people told you it was the best.  I get it.
+%
+God god, do you live in some stupid fantasy world?
+%
+You already have a prompt that asks you that question.
+%
+Since your PR contains absolutely zero information about your machine
+I am sending you back to kindergarden.  Because you totally suck.
+%
+We'll be waiting for your fix then.
+%
+Come on.  Read it carefully.
+%
+You have no right to speak.
+%
+It's a pity you don't go jump in a lake and drown yourself.
+%
+Thanks for telling me do so some reading, but a google of your name
+on these mailing lists will show a 10 year pattern of you not being
+able to self-help.  Something to do with your parents, probably.
+%
+Hey look everyone, it's another uneducated user mouthing off on a
+noisy mailing list.  He goes blah blah blah, loving the sound of
+his own noise.
+%
+I don't see any humility.
+%
+What a load of bullshit.
+%
+You are killing us with hyperbole.  It is now hard to take anything
+you say seriously.
+%
+FULL STOP.
+%
+Why don't you figure that out.
+%
+Your usage case is "Give me a button to push".
+%
+Balony.
+%
+Anyways, who cares.
+%
+We couldn't care what you believe, unless you have diffs of your
+own to submit.
+%
+You're kidding.
+%
+You are making up rules as you go along.  Why don't you go read the
+code?
+%
+Oh cut the crap.
+%
+Frankly, I think you are a whiner.
+%
+In your dreams..
+%
+No.  You must be at least this tall to use OpenBSD; sorry -- you
+are a midget.
+%
+You've got it all wrong.
+%
+You'll experience anguish, and then if you try to ask for sympathy
+a lot of people will laugh at you.
+%
+I don't know for certain, but I believe you are just making things
+up as you go along, because you are nothing but a troll.
+%
+In summary -- the entire effort is a complete load of crap.
+%
+Oh come on, admit it, you are wrong.
+%
+That's a lot of words.
+%
+Sorry, but I have lost all appetite to help you.
+%
+Oh sorry, I forgot to think like an American for a second there.
+%
+If you have so many ideas you should go ahead and start your own
+project.  Good luck building a successfull project based on 'ideas'.
+%
+I'm not even going to read to the end.
+%
+You are a prick.
+%
+Tell linus.  You can google for his email address.
+%
+Just pathetic.  Hope you actually get a life sometime.
+%
+Wrong.
+%
+You missed the point.
+%
+Don't worry.  Most of us see your name and at that moment delete
+the mail.  This reply is an exception.
+%
+You realize that you are going to run into thousands of other
+problems as a result of that practice?
+%
+What you suggest is absolute rubbish. It is just talk -- not action
+-- but furthermore you don't have a clue what you are talking about.
+%
+Really.  How interesting.
+%
+Let's keep it simple.  Why don't you just go away, and stop acting
+the fool?
+%
+I am just plain fed up with the bullshit you cowards spew.
+%
+I don't believe you.  You suggested it because you only thought of
+your own benefit, not of the amount of work others would have to
+do.
+%
+Have you thought this through, at all?
+%
+Some days I want to just quit and say fuck it all.
+%
+All I ever wanted was a hobby. If this pathetic slob doesn't like
+our hobby, they should stop relying on it.
+%
+Let idiots suffer on their own.
+%
+The point is that you are a crybaby.
+%
+We really are not interested in the story of your life.
+%
+So you presume.
+%
+You probably rape children in your spare time, and here you are,
+yelling at us for violating your perceived entitlement.
+%
+Can you please leave?
+%
+Now, again, please leave.
+%
+You know, you have an option available to you regarding this. You
+could come to the conclusion that you are not entitled and stop
+posting, and it will work out better in the long term. I did not
+read anything more you said.
+%
+Your attitude stinks.  Good luck with life.
+%
+Pulease...
+%
+I don't know who you are, but you do nothing.  What do you do?
+%
+I don't see your name on any the source code. So you shut up, loser.
+Just go away.
+%
+Perhaps we made mistakes.  Perhaps they'll be changed. But you are
+just spouting bullshit.
+%
+I am not being sarcastic.  I truly am sick of having my time wasted.
+%
+Yes you are wrong, and damn infuriating too.
+%
+You need to learn how to listen.
+%
+Read what it says.
+%
+You just like listening to yourself talk.  Shut up.
+%
+Can you please stop acting as if you are smarter than us?  I am
+sorry to say it, but we have thought this through for many hours
+by the time you show up to "play system designer".
+%
+I don't see the point.
+%
+Please don't.
+%
+The best part is that noone cares about that.
+%
+It is disgraceful to see what type of code being written these days.
+%
+You accept how we do it, and you will shut up, or less service will
+be provided in the future.
+%
+If you don't like it, run something else.
+%
+I don't care.
+%
+I don't give a shit.
+%
+I really don't give a shit what you admire or not.
+%
+You are a whiny snively jerk, and every time you open your mouth I
+go work on something else.
+%
+Your sense of self-importance just makes other people not even want
+to try.
+%
+I could not give a rats ass what you say.
+%
+You just plain don't understand the problem.
+%
+Your attitude is not very nice.
+%
+You had me going for a moment.
+%
+Wow, your process stinks.
+%
+You need to read more carefully.
+%
+If you are just grandstanding, please stop.
+%
+Ah, we have another talker in the house.
+%
+Perhaps you should get a good delicing.
+%
+You'll never be a developer, so who cares?
+%
+Oh my god, the tears!  Look at his tears!
+%
+Just give it up and get lost.
+%
+Wow, you sure like to make presumptions.
+%
+Thing is, you won't get help here.
+%
+Your lack of any attempt to educate yourself is your problem.
+%
+No, no no no no.
+%
+No.  You have it wrong.  Go back to reading school.
+%
+Come on.. stop making assumptions.
+%
+We are not believers in buttons.  Knobs are for knobs.
+%
+Oh yeah, that's a great idea!
+%
+I'm making fun of you.
+%
+Whatever you did does not do what you think it does.  In fact, I
+bet it is doing exactly the opposite of what you think it does.
+%
+Don't be fooled.
+%
+They are simplistic retards, not because they choose to be, but
+because their paychecks tell them to be so.
+%
+Great.
+%
+Oh, you're not going to do it?  Oh you can't do it?
+%
+No way.
+%
+Except you are wrong.
+%
+If some of you people keep insisting on having backwards compatibitity
+with the stone age, we'll have stone tools forever.
+%
+I don't know why our mailing lists are always full of people who
+don't even understand what they are talking about.
+%
+You guys just are not thinking.
+%
+You've got to be kidding me.
+%
+I won't look further since you have a history of not listening.
+%
+There is no point in testing a diff which is wrong.
+%
+Are you a troll?
+%
+can you not read the prompt?
+%
+you could try "make me sandwitch" and have the same effect.
+%
+No, I am advocating that you TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOURSELF.
+%
+Learn your tools.  From hammers to saws to cars to operating systems,
+it is all the same.
+%
+That is balony.
+%
+PHP is not part of OpenBSD.
+%
+To me it sounds like you are used to paying a lot, and now you
+expect the same from us, who you don't pay at all.  That is a rude
+approach.
+%
+Who's the child now?
+%
+We try our best to make it the best.  Do you try your best to help
+us?  I doubt it.  So we try the best we can without people like you
+helping us.
+%
+So learn to type correctly.
+%
+Shame on you.
+%
+This is an error in the manual page.
+%
+whatever.
+%
+I do not agree with your assessment.
+%
+Why hold people who you don't pay to a higher standard than the
+people who you do pay?
+%
+Stop spreading lies.
+%
+Geez, you're not listening
+%
+make of it what you will.
+%
+Unfortunate.
+%
+Be realistic.
+%
+Sorry, but you are wrong.
+%
+You are completely missing the point.
+%
+If that workaround was the right thing to do, it would be the
+default.
+%
+What happened is that you thought it was time to say something
+useless, which adds no value to the conversation.
+%
+You are just a whiny boy who pisses on people who spent 2 years
+writing the code.
+%
+In short, you are socially inept unappreciative asshole.
+%
+Come on guys.  Don't have me OK this.
+%
+I see other projects falling into this problem all the time.  It
+is awesome.
+%
+Ha ha.  I watch other projects.
+%
+We won't commit it.
+%
+Perhaps.
+%
+I don't see any problem.
+%
+As developers we make decisions which we believe serve our users
+the best.
+%
+Wow, what's that got to do with anything?
+%
+c++ is a pile of crap.
+%
+You have this very wrong.
+%
+Your code is completely wrong.
+%
+No way.
+%
+None of that matters here.
+%
+I am not directing you.
+%
+Wow.  You sure do set the bar low.
+%
+The rest of what you are yapping about does not matter.
+%
+Do you think we care?
+%
+God bless the people who employ you, they need the blessing.
+%
+That's the process.
+%
+Hey, stick a screw driver into your ear.
+%
+Does it help anything?  No.
+%
+Ridiculous.
+%
+You know better.
+%
+Lacking a terse starting point, soon we have users who don't know
+where to start.
+%
+Beautiful.
+%
+the multiplicative effects are far too serious.
+%
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+%
+If you believe strongly in this idea, you should take an entire
+operating system base and prove the case.
+%
+Good luck!
+%
+Totally wrong there.
+%
+Uhm, that's a pretty weak argument.
+%
+Standing alone, "compatibility with FOO" is not a very strong
+argument.  What next, "compatibility with Xenix and Windows"?
+%
+Too bad. You can use other software.
+%
+I decided to make a guess as to the region you are from.
+%
+Your request is ridiculous.
+%
+The people who write code get to decide how they document it.
+%
+Don't like it?  Then walk away.
+%
+The only person who did something useful, is the author of the
+software.
+%
+There is a user community, and a development community.
+%
+Listen to yourself, proud of the complex words you found in a
+dictionary.
+%
+It is really amazing that so many people prefer to remain blissfully
+unaware.
+%
+I have seen nothing I would qualify as a "bug report".
+%
+Sorry, but it's the truth.
+%
+So glad to have the expert speak.
+%
+It is clear you don't understand the code that was commited.
+%
+It is an obvious mechanism.
+%
+Good luck.
+%
+Autoinstall does not handle this type of problem either.
+%
+I was quite unhappy when this "solution" was proposed initially,
+since solutions of that sort often lead to no true solution down
+the road.
+%
+I really love how we keep getting advice.
+%
+That's a great idea.
+%
+That is not true.
+%
+Maybe.
+%
+It's so simple.  Why didn't I think of it.
+%
+I am going to make a guess here.
+%
+Imagine you told us a lot about your life, and we gave you advice.
+%
+If you want it done, do it yourself.
+%
+I rather doubt it.
+%
+You've missed the point.
+%
+Wow, so many crazy suggstions.
+%
+I completely doubt that.
+%
+thanks for the lesson in logic.
+%
+No, the original answer here is the right one.
+%
+Please state your case very carefully and clearly.
+%
+Right now, you are not talking facts.
+%
+You are spreading misinformation.
+%
+Why???
+%
+NO WAY!
+%
+That feels like a disservice to the world.
+%
+This is total balony.
+%
+Bullshit.
+%
+Wow. What hostility.
+%
+There's research and there is the real world.
+%
+From time to time, mistakes sneak in.
+%
+It is theoretically possible to give a loaded gun to a baby; things
+will probably work out fine.
+%
+What is your solution?
+%
+And what is your solution?
+%
+I'm getting ready to declare you a kook
+%
+In that situation, you would probably want to be left in piece.
+%
+If you start your own successfull project, you also can develop
+your own set of reasons for doing any of a variety of operational
+things at any point in time.
+%
+You seem to have a rather over-extented sense of entitlement
+%
+Most people are not capable of writing good patches, so it would
+be unprofessional to ask such people to write patches.
+%
+You are speaking like a child.
+%
+You really need to write a single comprehensive bug report that has
+no inconsistancies.
+%
+THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY.
+%
+Sigh.
+%
+So read what I said again.
+%
+Improvements come when people try to push forward along the curve.
+%
+People like you...
+%
+Let's follow that thought.
+%
+Incorrect.
+%
+I don't see the point.
+%
+So that is the reason why my car stereo has two sets of volume
+control knobs..... with the second set located inside the engine
+compartment, so I have to stop at the side of the road, pop open
+the hood, and reach down along the hot engine to near where the oil
+filter is.
+%
+Take that for what it is.
+%
+Whatever you're doing, it is wrong.
+%
+Riiiiiiiiight. Suuuuuuuure. Keep believing that.
+%
+I would like to see some proof of that.
+%
+That's not going to happen.
+%
+Wow. No.
+%
+You are showing that you can't do any research at all, but want to
+throw ideas out.
+%
+Unlikely.
+%
+Well...
+%
+That is a very dangerous direction.
+%
+I think this will cause further damage.
+%
+Are you saying OpenBSD does it wrong, or that all the operating
+systems do it wrong?
+%
+Wow, really thick skull you got there.
+%
+Get real.
+%
+You can decide what you do with your time, but you cannot decide
+what other people do with theirs.
+%
+And then we move on?
+%
+Are you kidding? Who does that help? Who?
+%
+You have offered nothing.
+%
+You overstate your worth.
+%
+shrug
+%
+In your dreams.
+%
+Amazing isn't it?
+%
+Oh now I sense some angst.
+%
+See how bad things start to happen?
+%
+But I think it is clear you aren't a programmer, and this is over
+your head.
+%
+Did they pay you to write all that text?
+%
+there is bullshit coming out of your mouth.
+%
+The nastiest behaviour is "sense of entitlement".
+%
+You are the type of people who create these situations.
+%
+We rarely hear about success, because those people are just happy.
+%
+Totall irrelevant.
+%
+It is what it is. Work with it.
+%
+In the interests of full disclosure, do you work for the government
+or sell to the government?
+%
+I heard.
+%
+you must know, i want no part in any politics.
+%
+i'm trying to stay out of politics.
+%
+there are fingers to point all the way around.
+%
+am i making all this up? perhaps i am, but you don't have to dream
+my dreams.
+%
+i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep
+slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned
+slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died
+eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote
+mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous.
+%
+who said that?
+%
+why are you asking me?
+%
+Then I guess you are just stupid.
+%
+Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin.
+%
+Huh?  You've understood incorrectly.
+%
+This approach is simplestic and wrong.
+%
+This is not a conversation about your IPv6 connection.
+%
+What problem are you trying to solve?
+%
+Wow, what chatter.
+%
+I don't understand society is producing a generation of people
+incapable of self-help.
+%
+There are people who do that.
+%
+Shrug.
+%
+Chill dude.
+%
+It is crap.
+%
+Oh good god.
+%
+I don't know you, maybe I am misinterpreting you.
+%
+Wow, don't know where you got that from.
+%
+You persist in reading too much into things.
+%
+So this is a great way to lose focus.
+%
+You can figure out what I'm not saying on this line.
+%
+I think this is a trap.
+%
+That is an interesting claim.
+%
+ANSWER THE QUESTION.
+%
+I am not playing any games.  Let's look at the facts.
+%
+I haven't even read this.
+%
+I don't care.
+%
+I quite dislike the direction this is going.
+%
+Nothing ever changes, noone ever learns, noone cares.
+%
+With your attitude, I beg you to please go run some other operating
+system.
+%
+Why haven't you left? Please leave.
+%
+Please leave immediately.
+%
+Get over it.
+%
+Please read the actual code.
+%
+Was that neccessary?
+%
+Handholding can go only so far.
+%
+Please, not again.
+%
+It is in the FAQ.
+%
+Someone is totally full of shit.
+%
+You are quite a character.
+%
+I suspect money which goes into your bank account comes from an
+entity not quite on the same side as us.
+%
+You have an agenda.
+%
+So easy to be critical.
+%
+Great conversation...
+%
+Who do you work for?  Governments?
+%
+Please people, ignore him.
+%
+I love this conversation.
+%
+Amazing.
+%
+Go a few cycles.
+%
+Why?
+%
+No really, precisely why do you trust us?
+%
+What a joke.
+%
+That is quite a fiction.
+%
+Never expect a group to perform a task which an individual won't.
+%
+We never said our code should be trusted.
+%
+Since I value my sanity, I saw that report, and I ignored it.
+%
+The complaint department is down the hall.
+%
+Such strong words.
+%
+It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet
+your expectations.
+%
+Didn't you read the manual page?
+%
+I think you are on your own.
+%
+Nope.
+%
+Look there is a disconnect.
+%
+Fundamentally, OpenBSD is a research project.
+%
+Hilarious.
+%
+Your process seems to be "I don't understand the problem, so here
+is a diff"
+%
+And now let's ask the question which matters.
+%
+Did you think of that?
+%
+You aren't even trying.  PLONK.
+%
+Oh just shut up.
+%
+You aren't going to do shit because you don't have any skills.
+%
+Thank you for adding the value of your words.
+%
+This is idle chatter hoping someone supplies some secret sauce that
+makes a disparate audience with different demands all happy.
+%
+Welcome to the real world.
+%
+Sorry.
+%
+Violates POSIX and C89, which violate best practice in this century.
+%
+Look, this is rather simple.
+%
+Oh really.
+%
+It ends badly.
+%
+I explained that.
+%
+Alas.
+%
+The NTP codebase is larger than the SSH codebase.
+%
+Guess you don't understand internet.
+%
+Can I ask what kind of plant are you?
+%
+And who are you, and what you have you done to test and then prove
+your thesis?
+%
+I am continually baffled by how often we have to explain this point,
+over and over and over again.
+%
+Do not submit a new bug report.
+%
+Let me be blunt. Your advice is bad.
+%
+If as a general rule we all want better code running on our systems,
+where do you fit in?
+%
+Nope!
+%
+Sigh.
+%
+Now you plainly don't sound like a developer type.
+%
+What is your solution?
+%
+You've got access to all this source code.
+%
+If you can't study the world around you, you will remain ignorant.
+%
+Don't worry.
+%
+For contributions to the OpenBSD Project, I make the decision of
+how to spend it.
+%
+Is that an accusation?
+%
+Look, you'll be fine.
+%
+Don't waste your money on a false ideal by someone who misunderstands
+modern hardware and the market forces.
+%
+I've think you've had your say.
+%
+You've had your say.
+%
+Do you get it?  I doubt it.
+%
+How dreary.
+%
+Anyways, your timing is atrocious!
+%
+Look, stop being a child.
+%
+Such hyperbole!  Such drama!
+%
+Reactive is not the same as proactive.
+%
+Please run something else.  You'll be happier.  Really.
+%
+The problem is you don't pay it backwards.  You don't pay it forward.
+You don't pay at all.  You just beg.
+%
+I'll ask in a general fashion: Are you stupid?
+%
+You don't provide any encouragement except for "me me!  think of
+me!".
+%
+You are out of touch.
+%
+OpenBSD is not generally known as an exposed democracy.
+%
+Are you going to do something -- beyond just being sarcastic?
+%
+Highly unlikely.
+%
+Thanks for including all the information in the report.
+%
+Better question is: Why?
+%
+Get back onto your meds.
+%
+What a waste of words.
+%
+Please people stop mailing me privately and asking.
+%
+Wait and see.
+%
+In general, you underestimate the effort involved.
+%
+Well, I don't think the world will fall over as a result.
+%
+NOT....
+%
+I think this entire conversation is ridiculous, right from the
+start.
+%
+I do not agree with those assessments.
+%
+In that case, what's the fuss?
+%
+Well....
+%
+I disagree on all those points.
+%
+Completely wrong, and I have no no idea where you got that from!
+%
+Read the man page again!
+%
+You are scaring me.
+%
+I believe something is not being understood here.
+%
+I don't normally do this.
+%
+Well sorry.
+%
+I don't see any reason.
+%
+Oh something is broken?
+%
+Please show your work.
+%
+Let's get serious and personal here for a second.  In other aspects
+of life, do you behave the same?
+%
+That is kind of crazy, isn't it.
+%
+That is an incorrect assessment.
+%
+That is only the beginning of it.
+%
+This is more than a meme. It is a plot.
+%
+Boggles the mind.
+%
+Please.
+%
+You know that is bullshit right?
+%
+Please stop subscribing us to your motivations.
+%
+That is false.
+%
+You are speaking in riddles.
+%
+That's nice.
+%
+You are so full of BS!
+%
+You are quite a persistant idiot.
+%
+You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much
+is obvious.
+%
+Once again you show that you don't know shit.
+%
+You are on your own.
+%
+you have confused yourself.
+%
+Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's
+firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root
+password.
+%
+You've been smoking something really mind altering, and I think you
+should share it.
+%
+You've seen something on the shelf, and it has all sorts of pretty
+colurs, and you've bought it.
+%
+Feeling a lot of dejavu here.
+%
+People should be careful what they ask for
+%
+Aww come on, you had us going until then.
+%
+I think I hear of someone doing this about every 10 years.
+%
+I made none of the claims you are composing.
+%
+That makes no sense.
+%
+Cannot.
+%
+Your process here is really strange.
+%
+How bizzare.
+%
+This conversation is going far too meta.
+%
+What's the goal.
+%
+You have a diff?
+%
+What you are trying to do is insane, wrong, and entirely unsupported.
+%
+SERIOUSLY??
+%
+If you turn the forums you frequent into your help desk, you are
+taking away their ability to focus on delivering you the software
+you use.
+%
+There are too few of us, we cannot take on every problem.
+%
+Everyone, please ignore these trolls who are cross-posting.
+%
+Essentially, you are on your own. :-)
+%
+I am not so sure.
+%
+obviously.
+%
+I don't know, but I'll think about it later, because I am busy.
+%
+So the original idea wasn't yours.  And now you think it can't work.
+And you are still talking about it.  I see.  Very interesting.
+%
+That statement is full of potential for misunderstanding, and cannot
+be left alone.
+%
+I was wrong.
+%
+Thanks.
+%
+Careful there :-)
+%
+That is incorrect advice for the OpenBSD world.
+%
+Your mistake.
+%
+This bug report totally sucks.
+%
+what is "this case"?
+%
+my advice: walk away from this one.
+%
+Generally Unix has no way of doing this.
+%
+So what do you really mean here?
+%
+Is a crash a performance impact?
+%
+what is the goal?
+%
+Your emails only contain opinions.
+%
+words words words words
+%
+Are you done?
+%
+Doesn't that send shivers down your spine?
+%
+Your bug report is too incomplete.  Can't help you.
+%
+No.
+%
+We'd rather jump off a cliff.
+%
+Good luck with that.
+%
+Looking forward to you providing code which solves the problem.
+%
+This feature is probably older than you.
+%
+it is behaving *exactly* as intended.
+%
+There are a few compromises.
+%
+I think I know a perfect candidate to take this further: You.
+%
+Seriously?
+%
+The OpenBSD process is quite well understood.  Use the best methods,
+doubt what you do, refractor.
+%
+Hey, it looks like you are just trying to be a dick.
+%
+Does your mother know?
+%
+It's great that you have an opinion.
+%
+Run something else! We don't care!
+%
+That's a load of bull.
+%
+Your opinions count for zero.
+%
+To achieve merit, you must do the homework you assigned yourself.
+%
+Get serious.
+%
+and I wanna build a rocket ship...
+%
+No thanks.
+%
+The problem is obvious.
+%
+If you don't have the skill to do it, well that's too bad...
+%
+You didn't do your homework, and it blew up in your face.  Then you
+wrote a few paragraphs.  Then I replied.  That is the whole sad
+story.
+%
+I tried to read the rest of what you wrote. It makes no sense.
+%
+I find this discussion pretty uninteresting.
+%
+I wish more people would find real bugs to fix.
+%
+:-)
+%
+I'm done.
+%
+I don't think you understand what is being done here.
+%
+Funny.
+%
+I don't see that.
+%
+I don't have an answer for you.
+%
+I don't see the purpose of that.
+%
+No.
+%
+Doctor it hurts when I stab myself in the eye.
+%
+I believe you are not trying to contribute anything valuable with
+your comment.
+%
+are you being trolled now?
+%
+You are not tall enough to ride.
+%
+^^^^^^^
+%
+People who submit reports which are missing information should feel
+terrible.
+%
+Absolutely no way, that makes no sense.
+%
+Kill it.
+%
+On that matter, I'd say tough.
+%
+It's not black magic.
+%
+Sigh.
+%
+Disagree strongly.
+%
+Don't hold me responsible for the shortcuts.
+%
+And noone cares what you like or dislike.
+%
+There will be little or no thought.
+%
+I am very sceptical.
+%
+A related issue is lots of people don't know anything about anything.
+%
+Look, your statement is false.
+%
+That is the result of a mis-configuration on your part.
+%
+That is not best practice.
+%
+This does not matter.
+%
+It is risk, all gigantic risk.
+%
+Sometimes people put a bad idea into an RFC.
+%
+Why -- to hurt people?
+%
+Oh the situation is much worse than that.
+%
+I disagree.
+%
+The same model is not applicable to everything.
+%
+This is another offer which will be rejected.
+%
+No.
+%
+Tired of the suggestions.
+%
+The end.
+%
+Sorry, I see it the other way around.
+%
+This is how rumours start, I guess.
+%
+That is incorrect.
+%
+That is the worst possible advice ever.
+%
+I am really impressed by the analytical skills I observe here.
+%
+Maybe the fortress fell over because you didn't have enough Lego.
+%
+Why are you doing this?
+%
+I still don't see the use case.
+%
+You haven't justified it.
+%
+No.
+%
+I have changed my mind.
+%
+Whoa.
+%
+I don't see how that helps anything.
+%
+What do you want us to do about it?
+%
+I think you are done here.
+%
+Whoah.
+%
+because.
+%
+No, it is not.
+%
+Why?
+%
+Please supply a good justification why that is good.
+%
+End of story.
+%
+Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.
+%
+Incorrect.
+%
+Not exactly.
+%
+We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.
+%
+Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing
+with other people's bullshit decisions...
+%
+If you don't care, then don't talk about it.
+%
+Your voice does not count.
+%
+that is really not a useful bug report.
+%
+Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.
+%
+Things change.
+%
+Whoa.
+%
+No?
+%
+Expectation management is a bitch.
+%
+There has been a lot of discussion about this.
+%
+Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.
+%
+That is not right.
+%
+You are on your own.
+%
+That is not true.
+%
+That's nice.
+%
+not everything is perfect.
+%
+I don't like it.
+%
+We prefer creating a world that is simpler.
+%
+Are we finished here?
+%
+that is intentional.
+%
+Why not delete it?
+%
+Pick a position -- then defend it.
+%
+Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.
+%
+Pick a damn position, and declare it.
+%
+If software sucks, say so.
+%
+Who didn't solve that problem?  People like you.
+%
+Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.
+%
+unfeasible!
+%
+There is no juxtaposition.
+%
+AND WHERE IS THE PONY.
+%
+It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.
+%
+You bought some plastic.
+%
+You sir, are just wastewater.
+%
+Your words are just bile.
+%
+You are way out of line with the software development community.
+%
+Your interpretations are hostile.
+%
+I could be doing far better things than making CDs.
+%
+No way.
+%
+You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.
+%
+[rest deleted]
+%
+if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't
+stand a chance making things better
+%
+No thanks, it does not make sense.
+%
+No, you should not.
+%
+We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
+%
+Well, openbsd is not linux.
+%
+This is likely to change, in some way.
+%
+Thanks for the feedback :-)
+%
+No, it is not.
+%
+Why?
+%
+Please supply a good justification why that is good.
+%
+End of story.
+%
+Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.
+%
+Incorrect.
+%
+Not exactly.
+%
+We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.
+%
+Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing
+with other people's bullshit decisions...
+%
+If you don't care, then don't talk about it.
+%
+Your voice does not count.
+%
+that is really not a useful bug report.
+%
+Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.
+%
+Things change.
+%
+Whoa.
+%
+No?
+%
+Expectation management is a bitch.
+%
+There has been a lot of discussion about this.
+%
+Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.
+%
+That is not right.
+%
+You are on your own.
+%
+That is not true.
+%
+That's nice.
+%
+not everything is perfect.
+%
+I don't like it.
+%
+We prefer creating a world that is simpler.
+%
+Are we finished here?
+%
+that is intentional.
+%
+Why not delete it?
+%
+Pick a position -- then defend it.
+%
+Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.
+%
+Pick a damn position, and declare it.
+%
+If software sucks, say so.
+%
+Who didn't solve that problem?  People like you.
+%
+Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.
+%
+unfeasible!
+%
+There is no juxtaposition.
+%
+AND WHERE IS THE PONY.
+%
+It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.
+%
+You bought some plastic.
+%
+You sir, are just wastewater.
+%
+Your words are just bile.
+%
+You are way out of line with the software development community.
+%
+Your interpretations are hostile.
+%
+I could be doing far better things than making CDs.
+%
+No way.
+%
+You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.
+%
+[rest deleted]
+%
+if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't
+stand a chance making things better
+%
+No thanks, it does not make sense.
+%
+No, you should not.
+%
+We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
+%
+Well, openbsd is not linux.
+%
+This is likely to change, in some way.
+%
+Thanks for the feedback :-)
+%
+you will only receive crocodile tears from me.
+%
+Well perhaps you should just leave if you don't like the truth?
+%
+It is all about your actions.
+%
+Survival in the universe requires more than copy-and-paste.
+%
+Summary: The OP has a learning disability.
+%
+Frankly, who cares?
+%
+Get off my computer kidz.
+%
+That stands against my principles.
+%
+Take a chill pill, or participate in improving it, or wait your
+turn.
+%
+When things go wrong, we contain their influence.
+%
+sorry to hear you don't understand
+%
+this is not really a forum to attempt education
+%
+Look -- did you read the manual page?
+%
+It seems you did all that, but didn't read the manual pages.
+%
+Not all errata are for security.
+%
+Undeducated *check* opinioned *check*
+%
+There is no way to forgive people who intentionally step in the
+shit.
+%
+It sounds as if you don't understand what happens.
+%
+So what is learned here?
+%
+I don't have an answer.
+%
+Let me get this straight.
+%
+I see your character...
+%
+You can do whatever you want.
+%
+That is completely insane.
+%
+That's the kind of comment that leads me to take bug reports less
+seriously in the future...
+%
+Crazy.
+%
+Please.
+%
+I really doubt the drama of this.
+%
+whatever
+%
+Look.
+%
+Well, is mentioning this even important?
+%
+I'll ask the question: Why are you sure you need that?
+%
+pretty sad, but I guess that's the way the world works
+%
+There is a bug in your brain.
+%
+You yammer yammer yammer without detail.
+%
+Something is eating your brain.
+%
+It depends on what you want.
+%
+They are manual pages, not manual books.
+%
+You are welcome to spend your time building an entire new subsystem
+and proving the value of your work.
+%
+Go knock yourself out.
+%
+Sorry you lost me.
+%
+I can't tell if you are supporting a useless idea, or declaring
+that a useless idea is not worth supporting.
+%
+So lets just yak about it, right?
+%
+Yes, I said asshole.
+%
+I'm astounded by this situation.
+%
+It is hard to believe people will want that.
+%
+Why the surprise?
+%
+Basically, this cannot be oversimplified by 1 line questions followed
+by 1 line answers.
+%
+I'm sorry, but I don't get it.
+%
+Bootstrapping problem is bootstrapping problem.
+%
+That is not possible.
+%
+You really haven't got a clue.
+%
+You can go read the source.
+%
+That is incorrect.
+%
+We don't manage dependencies.
+%
+You haven't justified need.
+%
+Careful what you ask for.
+%
+Demands aren't well received.
+%
+A detailed bug report helps. 1 line of whining doesn't.
+%
+4. Roll up sleeves and fix the issue.
+%
+If you don't understand how computers and networking work, I'm sure
+you can find another job.
+%
+Not everyone is suited to every role.
+%
+Another solution is to smash that device with a hammer.
+%
+Did that help?
+%
+Some of you will think this is a total joke.
+%
+Overdocumenting isn't a strength.
+%
+If you want it working, you will need to get it fixed.
+%
+If you really wanted it fixed you have the src code.
+%
+Please leave here.
+%
+Just you, I think.
+%
+That won't work.
+%
+If I see a mail which isn't plain text, I delete it.
+%
+someone in linux land went off the map here.
+%
+only thinking of yourself, and missing the point.
+%
+No, what you want does not exist.
+%
+I said no the first time, and provided a detailed explaination.
+%
+Why did you feel the need jump in? Ichy butt?
+%
+Let's just stop this.
+%
+You just aren't capable of listening to what is being said.
+%
+I'd like my lawn mowed.
+%
+I think the entire approach is dumb.
+%
+There was once a better path.
+%
+Animated sparkle.
+%
+I'm not sure what else you expect.
+%
+Punting stupid problems along forever just gets worse and worse.
+%
+In a decade, what will this mess look like?
+%
+When people push buttons, they will eventually hit something
+undocumented.
+%
+I just came to the conclusion you are a loudmouthed jackass.
+%
+So go away.
+%
+That doesn't make sense.
+%
+Well the options are: Get involved and do the work, or watch.
+%
+There is no policy.
+%
+Twice the work == twice the work.
+%
+Unfortunately, you cannot really help.
+%
+Learn the magic, change the magic.
+%
+Oh, so you are just some boasty guy on the net
+%
+You own all the pieces.
+%
+You are wrong.
+%
+No way.
+%
+You are showing inexperience.
+%
+No, not really.
+%
+Basically you are saying we should just change everything, consequences
+and corectness be damned.
+%
+Uhm, in your dreams.
+%
+Not everything in unix is perfect.
+%
+That sucks.
+%
+That is working as intended.
+%
+ktrace or it didn't happen.
+%
+The solution is obvious.
+%
+By the way who are you?
+%
+You come off as pretty uncharitable.
+%
+More complexity.
+%
+I don't think you are listening.
+%
+Shrug.
+%
+I discussed world peace in a bar once.
+%
+Lots of words. No action.
+%
+Or you can go it all yourself.  Why don't you do that?
+%
+It is pretty obvious you are only thinking of yourself, so you
+should go create your own system.
+%
+But we don't need to put up with your demands.
+%
+Adjust your attitude user
+%
+I believe this conversation is over, because you have no credibility.
+%
+Oh are you just talking?
+%
+Inventing crazy shit is pointless.
+%
+Lots of misunderstandings in there.
+%
+Mitigations should be as cheap as possible to satisfy the goal.
+%
+Then it is probably over your head. Not much I can do about that.
+%
+That interpretation is wrong.
+%
+Don't change my words.
+%
+It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before
+you think.
+%
+You have a self-entitlement issue.
+%
+IF YOU ARE A GIGANTIC SLOPPY FAT PIG YOU SURE DO
+%
+Please go fluff up your sense of selfworth elsewhere.
+%
+There are no workarounds.
+%
+You been running that on the internet?
+%
+That'd be like leaving a running chainsaw on the floor at a daycare
+center.
+%
+When something is dangerous, we get rid of it.
+%
+Sometimes it is almost like there is a stream of people who want
+us to stop trying.
+%
+Oh, cut your crap.
+%
+So fix it, or pay someone to fix it.
+%
+Oh the righteous indignation of public discussion!
+%
+Have you ever heard of the concept of helping yourself?
+%
+Don't believe all the promises you hear.
+%
+Unfortunately noone cares.
+%
+not that it matters.
+%
+Sometimes there's a vast difference between a person who declares
+something useful and easy to do, and the reality.  Sometimes the
+person is just plain wrong.
+%
+I hope noone helps you.
+%
+You are not helping out.
+%
+You are doing the bare mininum and tapping on a keyboard.
+%
+The socket layer will conspire against you.
+%
+so much drama
+%
+Your process will not solve anything.
+%
+But this isn't a pony shop.
+%
+Shut up
+%
+It is documented.
+%
+Sorry, your interpretation is incorrect.
+%
+Do we want the 1% solution? No.
+%
+I triage bugs by hitting 'd' in my mail reader.
+%
+I disagree
+%
+And please stop using that word.
+%
+I doubt anyone believes your extremely vague assertions.
+%
+Who cares?
+%
+You are making stuff up.
+%
+I don't think so.
+%
+you've all been trollolololololololo'd
+%
+Why?
+%
+Are we done here?
+%
+You can search for the rest of the information yourself.
+%
+No.
+%
+No.
+%
+Not going to explain further.
+%
+Get your shit together
+%
+oh my, the moral outrage
+%
+Let it go, and consider leaving for good.
+%
+Do you have evidence?
+%
+Diffs are welcome.
+%
+Please don't do that.
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