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diff --git a/scripts/fortunes.pl b/scripts/fortunes.pl
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-#!/usr/bin/perl
-
-use strict;
-use warnings;
-use feature 'say';
-
-use Path::Tiny;
-use IPC::Run3;
-
-my $fortune_dir = "$ENV{HOME}/fortunes";
-my %fortunes = (
-    # mst quotes.
-    mst => "http://www.trout.me.uk/quotes.txt",
-
-    # All these are from rindolf's website.
-    sholmif => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif",
-    "shlomif-fav"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav",
-    "shlomif-factoids"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids",
-    "sholmif-email-sig"
-        => "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/shlomif/shlomif-email-signature/master/shlomif-sig-quotes.txt",
-
-    # Quotes from the Joel on Software site.
-    # (http://www.joelonsoftware.com/)
-    "joel-on-software"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/joel-on-software",
-
-    # Quotes from the essays and writings of Paul Graham.
-    # (http://www.paulgraham.com/)
-    "paul-graham"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/paul-graham",
-
-    # “The Rules of Open-Source Programming”.
-    osp_rules => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/osp_rules",
-
-    # Excerpts from the online Subversion folklore.
-    # (http://subversion.tigris.org/)
-    "subversion"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/subversion",
-
-    # A collection of conversations from Freenode’s #perl .
-    "sharp-perl"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl",
-    # A collection of conversations from Freenode’s ##programming .
-    "sharp-programming"
-        => "https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/sharp-programming",
-
-    # katspace quotes (ref: rindolf's website).
-    "katspace_sayings"
-        => "http://katspace.com/fandom/quotes/sayings",
-    "katspace_more-sayings"
-        => "http://katspace.com/fandom/quotes/kaijen",
-    "katspace_books"
-        => "http://katspace.com/fandom/quotes/book",
-    "katspace_quotes"
-        => "http://katspace.com/fandom/quotes/quotes",
-
-    # levonk quotes (had starred kirch's fortunes repo, checked
-    # profile & found this).
-    "levon"
-        => "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/levonk/fortune/master/levonkquotes",
-);
-
-if ( $ARGV[0] ) {
-    if    ( $ARGV[0] eq "latest") { get_latest(); }
-    elsif ( $ARGV[0] eq "mirror") { get_mirror(); }
-    else { say "fortunes.pl: no such option"; }
-} else { say "Usage: ./fortunes.pl latest or ./fortune.pl mirror"; }
-
-sub get_latest {
-    foreach my $fortune (sort keys %fortunes) {
-        ftp("$fortune_dir/$fortune", $fortunes{$fortune});
-            $? # We assume non-zero is an error.
-        ? warn "[WARN] Failed to get $fortune :: $?\n"
-        : say "got $fortune";
-    }
-}
-
-sub get_mirror {
-    require HTTP::Simple;
-
-    # Ignore a warning, next line would've printed a warning.
-    no warnings 'once';
-    $HTTP::Simple::UA->verify_SSL(1);
-
-    foreach my $fortune (sort keys %fortunes) {
-        say "$fortune $fortunes{$fortune}";
-        my $status =
-            HTTP::Simple::getstore($fortunes{$fortune},
-                                   "$fortune_dir/$fortune");
-        warn "[WARN] Failed to fetch latest fortune\n"
-            unless HTTP::Simple::is_success($status);
-    }
-}
-
-sub ftp { run3 ["ftp", "-mvo", @_]; }
diff --git a/scripts/kirch.sh b/scripts/kirch.sh
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-#!/bin/sh
-
-mkdir -p /tmp \
-    && git -C /tmp clone https://github.com/JKirchartz/fortunes.git kirch \
-    && cd /tmp/kirch && rm -r README.md LICENSE Makefile bin \
-    && cp -r /tmp/kirch/* $HOME/fortunes/