1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
|
/* $xxxterm$ */
/*
* Copyright (c) 2011 Todd T. Fries <todd@fries.net>
*
* Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
* purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
* copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
*
* THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
* WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
* MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
* ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
* WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
* ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
* OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
*/
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#if defined(__linux__)
#include <bsd/stdlib.h>
#endif
static const char *message[] = {
"I fully support your right to put restrictions on how I can modify"
" or distribute something you created. Calling these restrictions "
"\"liberty,\" however, is just Orwellian doublespeak",
"GET OFF MY INTERNET LAWN!!!!",
"here is your list of restrictions -> freedom!!!!",
"i am all for it being free; i am all for not allowing abuse",
"webkit 1.4 is a huge step backwards",
"i honestly dont get how people equate gpl with liberty or freedom",
"I have no idea where you came up with the idea that you have to "
"continuously patch OpenBSD. Last time I cared about that was when "
"I was still dicking around with Linux.",
"Problem with discussion is that it doesn't add any code to cvs.",
"I can insult you some more but I am not sure you'd get it.",
"the mouse is for copy/paste and the interwebs",
"You could run openbsd and be done with it. Unlike linux is doesn't "
"suck so that helps that decision.",
"Twitter is the dumbest fucking thing that has ever happened to the Internet.",
"[speaking of {open,libre}office] it is an obese crack whore with herpes boils "
"that are about to explode"
};
const char *
marco_message(int *len)
{
const char *str;
str = message[arc4random_uniform(sizeof(message)/sizeof(message[0]))];
*len = strlen(str);
return str;
}
|